Magic Dildo

When a man ejaculates onto the tip of his mother's dildo. His mother then uses the dildo to impregnate herself.

Djhon: MmmmHmmm......Get ready my sweet mama for a magic dildo....

Shayquan: Oh lord jesus......I am ready......

by 62609 August 11, 2014

Dido Dildo

1. The once screen name of Jay Roseman

pHaTTyBaLLz: yo doody!
Dido Dildo: yo phatty!

by J Roseman May 9, 2004

Sandy Dildo

a female masturbating on the beach.

It was so gross, I saw a sandy dildo on the beach today.

by steveisak August 24, 2011

Mirage Dildo

A Mirage Dildo is a Dildo that looks massive on the package but it's actually really small

Girl 1: I just got my dildo in the mail turns out it was a mirage dildo
Girl 2: That Sucks

by JewishKrabs September 15, 2016

Massachusetts Dildo

A dildo made from shit that has been frozen
ect....
When a man takes a shit and freezes it, later uses it on his wife as a shit dildo. A Massachusetts can range up to 15 inches if you eat enough food and shit the right way for the massive dildo. A man can also combine 2 shits and freeze them together creating a massive 25 inch dildo to penetrate your wife deep... deep as i mean in and out past her g spot into her lungs oh yeah ! in and out in and out the lungs.

I just Massachusetts dildo my wife hard oh yeah baby give it to her.

by Jack Queen Mcquan October 23, 2017

sausage dildo

It is when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

By Teddles,dandalf,jak-e thompspoon an tobyrone.

Are you using that sausage dildo

by Voldaar July 24, 2016

raining dildos

When it's raining so hard that it hurts to be outside, and it may as well be raining something hard and pointy, like dildos.

When it rains hard in Wilmington, it may as well be raining dildos because it's somewhat painful.

by Meridi October 2, 2012