Cuddle-cuck

A person who watches while two people cuddle.
You stand in the closet and be a good cuddle-cuck while we do a cuddle puddle.
by Totsogtfout March 29, 2024
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Nose cuddles

Invented by Keith Hansen, nose cuddles are the act of hugging one’s nose with your own nose by touching noses.
I melted his heart with my nose cuddles.
by Nixsey September 13, 2020
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cuddle of death

When great effort is rewarded by the internet with unexpected and tremendous support through social media exposure and embracing of product/goods or services.
*Dude those Findlay hats are incredible, share it on reddit so they can get a cuddle of death.
**Im sure those upvotes translate to sales, hope they can keep up with the surge of orders.
by trendforcaster April 13, 2016
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Cuddle Poison

a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz
I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.
by seventeen thirty-eight February 20, 2016
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cuddle-holic

person 1 i've been thinking about it, all i'm excited for is the aftercare.

person 2 ... you really are a cuddle-holic.
by the_notebook May 29, 2024
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Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
by KTrainSC October 24, 2020
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Cuddle fucker

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.
Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!
by Lobizzle October 08, 2018
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