Cottonous

When the cotton in your mouth is congruent with your speech

Ben seemed alright but he was clearly cottonous

by anonymous October 3, 2020

cotton lips

dry lips; the feeling you get when you need chapstick

Wow, I’ve got cotton lips. I need chapstick!!

by meggiesnowd126 February 12, 2022

Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.

Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021

Cutting Cotton

When nipples become so erect that they're sharp enough to cut through the shirt covering them.

"It's so frigging cold I'm cutting cotton over here!"

by Carmella Mycrotchi September 25, 2012

cotton cancer

Asbestos

That's an old ass building. Watch out for the cotton cancer.

by Momo72097 April 23, 2024

gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN

Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)

by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017

Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016