cooter crusties

The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.

Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.

by Jmom82 November 29, 2017

Cooter Clap

When you punch a woman in the cooter

“Tyrell punched a woman in the vagina on the pier” “oh my gosh, he cooter clapped her!”

by Oscar’s wife January 22, 2021

Cooter Snake

Someone who just wants pussy or dick.

A whore or a pimp aka man whore.

"Billy is such a cooter snake. He tried to fuck me on the first date."

"I'm not fucking with Jane anymore, all she wants is my dick. What a cooter snake"

by Khalani Delgado July 6, 2016

Cooter spelunking

Another term for cunnilingus.

I did some cooter spelunking last nite! Amazing!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Cooter Noodle

A Cooter Noodle is a tampon string that is hanging out of a vagina.

Her skirt was so short that her "cooter noodle" was showing!

by Tlyles1175 October 30, 2014

Hott Cooter, Hott Cooter

1. Term used for someone you want to sleep with or your think is hott boy or girl

2. Term used in any form of ackward silence, to alleviate tension and enforce laughter

3. its just funny

4. for those who speak abr- its ho-co, ho-co

cute guy---"ewww, hott cooter, hott cooter"

" I have really long toe hair...hott cooter, hott cooter"

by hocohoco July 4, 2009

cooter barf

The excrement of a happy vagina.

Omg, I totally made you cooter barf with that killer thrust maneuver!

by CooterQueen April 4, 2014