-“Hey man, I’m trashed and I’m bored of beating my baby mamas and driving my car into lightposts and houses, I don’t know what to do!”
-“ bro you sound so flint Collins right now, you gotta get your life together man”
-“ bro you sound so flint Collins right now, you gotta get your life together man”
by Big nut billy October 6, 2020

a woman who lies about her age, trying to appear substantially younger. Her age, however, is given away by the presence of sagging breasts, bingo wings and wrinkles
by ana_ono_mus October 14, 2011
