collei

BEAN

person: whos that?

me: thats collei

person: aw its adorable, oh its traumatized

by ieattoes342423423 October 20, 2022

sticker collector

(adj.) a person who is constantly searching for compliments and affirmations from those around them. behavior consistent with a person who is a complete loser. (origin: a person shows-off, expecting some sort of reward, like a sticker)

"Dude, Scott keeps telling me about his fucking scholarship. What a sticker collector"

by amandalicious May 6, 2006

scab collector

a fucking douchebag
cocksucking shitgrinner
ect..

"i dont want to stand in the rain waiting for you to tie your shoe"

"fuck off sheila, jeeze. don't be such a fucking scab collector."

by richard bean August 9, 2008

Rock Collection

1. The spoils of a simple and enjoyable hobby.
A. The rock hound's pride and joy.
B. The spoils of a slightly geeky hobby.

2. A collection consisting of rocks and minerals. The types of rocks and minerals in each collection varies depending on the collector's interests.

1. I have a rock collection.
A. I have an awesome rock collection!
B. If you like it, who really gives a shit.

2. I think my IQ dropped defining this. =/

by Cheerios22 February 21, 2009

Andy Collier

co-host of a "popular" podcast by the name of Wombatcast. he is a funny guy with very little insight into anything in the last 10 or so years. unless it has to do with kids.

"Andy Collier
Beat Portal one in just under 4 hours. I don't even know if that is good or not."

by journalrose September 24, 2011

Bearwood College

John Walter (1818-1894), who was an editor of The Times newspaper, bought the 5,000-acre estate in which the school is now located. He built a mansion within it, which used bricks created from clay extracted from a site within the estate, and it served as his country seat. A dam was constructed around the site, which was then flooded to form a 47-acre (190,000 m2) lake.

Now it is a incredibly Posh Public School that has super high fees to keep State school chavs out.

Used to be the Royal Merchant Navy School now is Bearwood College

by MrAntidisestablishmentarianism December 2, 2011

Flesh Collision

The act of one's thighs/belly/ass-cheeks ramming against their partner's body parts during intercourse, producing a loud smacking sound.

Also synonymous with high five.

The flesh collision of my girlfriend's ass cheeks and my thighs kept our room-mate up all night.

Flesh collision, bro! *High-five*

by DatAxe October 22, 2014