Chick Years

The number of years a woman over the age of 30 appears to be relative to her actual age... signified by age lines and a marked decline in willingness to do anything resembling fun. Generally a ratio of 3:1 over actual age. (Ex.: 35 actual years old equals about 105 chick years)

Dude 1: "Hey, brah... how old is your girl's friend there? She's hot!"

Dude 2: "She's 36"

Dude 1: "Oh, fuck that... That's like 108 in chick years..."

Dude 2: "Word."

by All Around Good Dude May 20, 2015

Chick Grabber

An older muscle car that has some sex appeal, but is also sufficiently scary that getting females inside is damn near impossible without chasing them down, grabbing them, and putting them inside.

"Dude! That Duster was such a Chick Grabber!"
"Problem is, they all escape through the hole in the floor!"

by 216life June 20, 2012

Referee chick

A female whistleblower.

If you do that again, the referee chick is gonna pull out her whistle and call you out on it.

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2019

Chick Jizz

What girls say when a hot guy walks by. Can be said with a voice meant to sound sexual as well.

*dude walks by*
Girl 1: Ahhh chick jizz...

*dude walks by*
Girl 2 (sexually): Chiiickk jizzzz...

by Awkwardturtlee September 7, 2011

optimal chickeness

When its been cooked to a perfect tenderness and the drumstick bone just slides clean out.

The chicken is good now.. but wait a little longer and it will be at its optimal chickeness.

by Miss Zombie March 14, 2011

penny chick

A really cheap girl.
A hooker you can pick up for a low cost and have a good time.

That girl, she a penny chick

by AmExOfficial April 13, 2014

Chick Quality

Chick Quality.

If a country / city has a high Chick Quality, then there's a lot of hot chicks and not too many uglies. Does a country / city however have a low Chick Quality, well, then it's full of ugly chicks.

Abbreviation: CQ

Sweden - high Chick Quality
Ireland - low Chick Quality

Dude 1: Man, that trip to Dublin was great, though the CQ was pretty damn low!
Dude 2: Yeah, I'm glad to be home again, though our CQ here aint as great as Swedens, it sure is high compared to Ireland!

by Dallester November 10, 2009