carlos: Hey dud
by pig bb haver November 7, 2023
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That mf is a carlos.
by Skeezyy November 13, 2023
Get the Carlos mug.Greg: Did you see Carlo today in class
Felix: Yeah, he was acting very dumb he yelled at the teacher
Felix: Yeah, he was acting very dumb he yelled at the teacher
by ct_252027 November 16, 2023
Get the Carlo mug.Carlo is a fat ass bitch, he really has no friends and nobody loves him including his 12 inch fat dick, he has suicidle thoughts every day and only drinks dr pepper and 7-up.
by Little niggo January 16, 2024
Get the Carlo mug.Carlos Hernandez is the most handsome beautiful and sweetest boy ever in the entire world he’s funny and have a great personality he’s everything a girl wish they had he’s dating a very lucky girl name Diamond they are ima. Happy relationship he’s loyal and very nice n sweet he makes Diamond smile every day and cry less he’s the best thing that ever happen to Diamond Diamond loves him so much.
by Toelicker347 February 1, 2024
Get the Carlos Hernandez mug.Unannounced disappearance during a night out (often to the kindergarten, where Carlos tends to lurk in the shadows while scouting for prospective roster signings).
'During a bois night out'
Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.
Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.
Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.
Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.
by EI Chapo February 7, 2024
Get the Carlos Classic mug.Carlos, whenever I look at him no matter how sad or angry he manages to put a smile on my face, idk how a person can just do that with no effort at all. When I look at him, he reminds me of this song's lyrics: "I wanna be yours." I wanna be yours, "Got the music in you, baby, tell me why?" From Apocalypse , "I got my eye on you." From Yes to Heaven. He always has a smile on his face, but when no one is looking, he is always in deep thought. I have no idea what is bothering him, but I hope it stops bothering him. I know we might not get the chance to be together, but I don't mind as long as he is happy, and I get to see him that is enough for me. But it would make really hope to be together ❤️.
Person 1: Carlos looks so pretty today doesn't he?😍
Person 2: You are way too in love with him💀
Person 1: Carlos is so amazing and beautiful isn't he?😋
Person 2: You have said that a million times already.🤦 ♀️
Person 1: That's because it's just the truth.🙄✋️
Person 2: You are way too in love with him💀
Person 1: Carlos is so amazing and beautiful isn't he?😋
Person 2: You have said that a million times already.🤦 ♀️
Person 1: That's because it's just the truth.🙄✋️
by hob0.hours January 6, 2023
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