discribity cap

See what'd happen was yous was drunk and wanted to ride out waterskiing style on two discount alligators, much to the delight of all my lady fans, to the wa-ho. I told you ima rip out your distributor cap so you can't drive there. you told me. I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap.

I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap

by Willie T. October 31, 2003

cap-map

In electronics; a diagram (sometimes hand drawn) to assist in locating and verifying the polarity of electrolytic capacitors and other electronic components.

Q: Did you draw a CAP-MAP before you removed all those capacitors?
A: Nope!
Response: Good luck getting the new ones installed correctly!

by T.S. Elmore March 4, 2011

cap the well

To finish one's drink

Jeff, you ready to head to the next bar?

One minute, let me cap the well.

by plusplus July 23, 2010

woo cap

another word for a beanie which is usually worn by faggot skater boys

Look at his woo cap. Because the the skateboard wasn't bad enough.

by John Warden May 12, 2014

Going Caps

The act of typing words or sentences in all capital letters to express anger or frustration.

Dude, I realize you're upset that McDonald's gave you fries instead of pie, but it's nothing to go caps over.

Calm down Fred, you're going caps on me.

by Alapanamo March 23, 2008

Douche cap

Referring to the popular practice of photoshoping a side ways hat on an individual/animal/thing that's being a "douche bag" as seen in memes. Is a way of branding someone or something as a douche.

"Stay away from that guy, he wears a douche cap."

by shadded June 28, 2013

CAPS AIDS

The irresistible urge to type in caps because someone else doing it.

A: "How was your day?"
B: "IT WAS GOOD. I HAVE CANDY."
A: "OH YAY."
B: "WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?"
A: "IT'S CAPS AIDS, BRO."

by herp a derp a derp derp October 8, 2011