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pipes are calling

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.
by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017
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commuty call

Commuty call

(noun) A phone call similar to a booty call in that, at the end of the exchange, the person on the receiving end of the commuty call feels slightly used but generally happy to have answered the phone. The commuty caller is commuting to or from work, is bored, needs to fill the time while driving, and calls a "friend" for entertainment until his/her destination has been reached. Once the commuty caller reaches his/her destination the idle chit chat is quickly terminated in a brisk, businesslike manner. Signs that the commuty caller has "arrived" are the door chimes of the car ringing audibly through the phone as the car door is opened at a parking lot or garage. "Hey, gottagocatchyalater" is usually heard by the callee before the call is abruptly ended leaving the callee with a feeling of emptiness at having been used for someone else's entertainment and pleasure.
This traffic is at a standstill and I'm falling asleep from boredom. It's time for another commuty call.
by Brian and Linda J May 14, 2017
mugGet the commuty callmug.

Therapy Call

Something you tell your roommates to get them out of the dorm so you can have sex with your racist boyfriend.
“Hey can you stay out of the dorm from like 2-3 today, I have a therapy call”
by Ric417475992 September 18, 2018
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Call of Shame

When you realize your BFF has called and texted several times during the night to make sure you made it home safely from your date the night before. And you have to make that call of shame to let them know you spent the night and that you are sorry you worried them.
To Kristen (9:36 am) Hey, it's Lisa...sorry I worried you last night . I am making my call of shame to let you know I am driving home now...*sigh*
by 🔥 crotch sisters June 10, 2017
mugGet the Call of Shamemug.

troll call

A social media post that invites comments as to whether one is attending a certain city or event on a given weekend. Most commonly used by D-List gays traveling to various circuit parties to search out other D-List gays.
Did you see Adam's troll call for Washington Pride. Of course, David commented immediately that he's going.
by SummersEve2011 August 8, 2017
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Cunt-On-Call

a guy's favorite bitch at the moment; the girl who gets the first booty call when the guy is leaving the bar at bartime....

Related term: COC'ed; getting massively fucked by the Cunt-On-Call
Guido: Hey dude, you wanna hit the club and see what's up?
Other Guido: Yeah, sure....who's your Cunt-On-Call tonight?
Guido: Remember that bitch I met last weekend when we were at the sports bar?
Other Guido: Oh yeah, she's a freak!
Guido: ...Her.....

Other Guido: Oh Man, you ah gonna get COC'ed tonight!
by GIRLZPLAY October 21, 2011
mugGet the Cunt-On-Callmug.

Command of calls

a term used when dealing in drugs. when you call someone and they tell you they have to call some people; who will in tern call their people.
alright dude, i started the command of calls.
by $N33P3R March 30, 2009
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