1. A dude from cali who thinks he's better than the rest of us, tries to show off, but is just a massive dickhead. More dick than he is human.
2. When someone gets a perm for their pubes
2. When someone gets a perm for their pubes
Duuuude, do you know Bret? He's such a california choad.
I was gonna hook up with this guy last night, but I rejected him and his california choad.
I wasn't planning on hooking up with this guy last night, but then he showed me his california choad.
I was gonna hook up with this guy last night, but I rejected him and his california choad.
I wasn't planning on hooking up with this guy last night, but then he showed me his california choad.
by cash_money$$$ September 3, 2021
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Get the colfax california mug.The Northernmost part of California. Where it's always raining, there are trees everywhere, it's usually cold, people don't like say like like like a million like times like, we don't all surf, we're either rude and introverted, rude and extroverted, or VERY FEW of us are nice and ambiverted. YES. IT EXISTS!! And it isn't just San Fransisco.
Person1: I'm from California!
Person2: Hm, so you must be really good at surfing.
Person1: No. I don't surf.
Person2: You don't even have blonde hair!
Person1: I'M FROM NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.
Person2: Hm, so you must be really good at surfing.
Person1: No. I don't surf.
Person2: You don't even have blonde hair!
Person1: I'M FROM NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.
by NorthernCalifornian101 September 2, 2020
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I gave my wife a California Fireman this weekend but I wasnt able to finish in time so she has a burned asshole now.
by Hellvig September 22, 2020
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Get the California reload mug.Noun, used to describe perfect weather when it's sunny, hot and the sky's blue.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.
Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.
Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.
Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"
Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
by Reila March 13, 2022
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Jacob: “Hey Lily are you ready to watch John do a california steamer ??”
John: “It’s gonna be wild”
Lily: “Hell yeah I’m ready”
John: “It’s gonna be wild”
Lily: “Hell yeah I’m ready”
by KnightBlade February 21, 2019
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