Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.
Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
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The most egregious experience when planning hangouts with friends. When life takes a complete 180 degrees and totally voids all of your pre-planning when setting up a hangout. The intended day was determined to be bright, cool, and clear. However, the day of everything goes to shit and it starts raining, hailing, and 15 tornados take out your favorite restaurant.
The most egregious experience when planning hangouts with friends. When life takes a complete 180 degrees and totally voids all of your pre-planning when setting up a hangout. The intended day was determined to be bright, cool, and clear. However, the day of everything goes to shit and it starts raining, hailing, and 15 tornados take out your favorite restaurant.
Person A: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT YOU CHECKED THE WEATHER BEFORE HAND?!
Person B: T_T *sobbing* i did it was clearrrrr last night when i looked at the weather app
Person A: *sigh* its all because of The Danny Hangout Curse™
Person B: T_T *sobbing* i did it was clearrrrr last night when i looked at the weather app
Person A: *sigh* its all because of The Danny Hangout Curse™
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The Sommelier’s Curse is often unintentional, yet those who experience it are granted a fleeting moment of self-inflicted atmospheric dominance. Some regard it as a testament to their own biological prowess, while others are left questioning the internal fermentation process that led to such a robust and lingering bouquet.
The Sommelier’s Curse is often unintentional, yet those who experience it are granted a fleeting moment of self-inflicted atmospheric dominance. Some regard it as a testament to their own biological prowess, while others are left questioning the internal fermentation process that led to such a robust and lingering bouquet.
As soon as Matt felt the first wave of warmth escape, he made the fatal mistake of shifting in his seat. Trapped in the epicenter of his own creation, he was forced to endure the Sommelier’s Curse in its purest form—a full-bodied, slow-releasing bouquet with hints of last night’s Taco Bell and despair.
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Jim: ah man I got the curse of the frog
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?
Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.
Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?
Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.
Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!
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The term references the Surveyor of the Royal Navy, Robert Seppings, who put forward radical changes in sailing ship design across the fleet improving their seaworthiness and general durability. His changes were notoriously unpopular among naval authorities of the period as they strayed away from traditional naval architecture. His philosophies were continued, eventually leading to the development of iron-hulled ships.
The term references the Surveyor of the Royal Navy, Robert Seppings, who put forward radical changes in sailing ship design across the fleet improving their seaworthiness and general durability. His changes were notoriously unpopular among naval authorities of the period as they strayed away from traditional naval architecture. His philosophies were continued, eventually leading to the development of iron-hulled ships.
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