It is assumed Crab people have lived underground or inside the queer eye for the straight guy men. That is incorrect. In fact the Crab People simply evolved to look, smell, and seem human, but they are not. Really, they are just any annoying person with something shoved their respective bungholes.
Did you hear Sarah Palin's response about death Panels? She must be a crab people
Greg is such a niggardly crab people
Greg is such a niggardly crab people
by Eskimo Rasta Salad Bro January 31, 2010

a request for sexual partner to apply condom, especially when a sexual encounter with someone new is about to proceed.
by jay joe January 16, 2009

Guy 1: "Man she didn't have just crabs. She had Snow Crabs!"
Guy 2: "AW SHIT MAN. IS YOUR DICK ITCHY?"
Guy 2: "AW SHIT MAN. IS YOUR DICK ITCHY?"
by Taraisawesomest October 26, 2015

by Taylor Sasso January 1, 2009

by Spike Savage November 14, 2007

crab dust is a fine powder that beagles with small crab eyes shed when they shake head to tail. It also smells of the ocean and can be used as a food condiment.
by Skwisgaar84 December 7, 2018

by The Salty Sultanan January 16, 2009
