Clam Bake

The art of two (or more) women rubbing their lower genetalia together. Their "clams" get so hot, there have multiple orgasms. This becomes the "bake".

Lynn: Last night, I had Jo and Flo over the house for a clam bake.

Syd: How was it?

Lynn: Everyone was satisfied. Can't you tell by the smile on my face?

by V J January 5, 2006

clam sandwich

Two vaginas are pressed togther with a thin layer of roast beef placed in bewteen! It is a thinly sliced lean roast beef pressed between two hairless clams.

Excuse me... is that a clam sandwich that you two lovely ladies are displaying? Yes, we are pushing our pussies togther and, yes, this is roast beef inbetween!

by Dr. Felchenstien May 20, 2004

clam jam

The female equivalent of the cock block, but amongst two girls who would like to get it on. A much more graphic term to use than box lock.

Trent is hanging out with a bunch of his lesbian friends at a bar. One of his friends' name is Lily.

Lily: That girl at the bar is so hot. I'm going to go hit on her.
Trent: No, I'm cranky. Let's go home.
Lily: Ok fine.

Trent has just clam jammed Lily.

by Candyce February 13, 2008

clam ham

a term to call someone if your stuck for words, also stands for clammy

"lauren your such a clam ham" "well youve got clammy hands Tom"

by tommeh October 30, 2006

Clam Slam

The female version of being cock-blocked. Another party ruins, prevents or impedes the probability of getting laid through whining, forcing to leave, laying the guilt trip and/or expecting one to "be a good friend" and sleep alone.

Almost everyone was hooking up in Mexico, until Trisha pulled the clam slam on me when she wasn't getting any play herself.

by PaxyD December 15, 2008

clam the johnny

When a female partner has clammy or "sweat soaked hands" and gives you a hand job.

After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."

by Dan Jewell March 30, 2005

Clam Splitter

Slang for male genitalia, otherwise known as "The Slong; Penis; Dominator; Span Javelin".

If your female accomplice, of a horned up disposition requests a bone jump, she may say "Ho baw jaws, give us some of your clam splitter the now!"

by Dom and Andy September 11, 2006