gums

Gumsius maximus, more commonly known as gums, is a large, docile creature who can take a lot of shit, but if the shit meter reaches maximum shart, a chemical known as youknowyou'rejustafaggotium is released into its brain, which causes it to utter the phrase 'you know you're just a faggot,' which will instantly kill anything that hears it. Feel free to approach this creature, but be sure not to provoke it.

Little man: You're gay!
Gums: 'you know you're just a faggot.'
Little man: *dies*

by Stalkey man August 19, 2018

dick gum

One that gums a cock to death

Harriet dick gummed majors dick to death

by southern belle July 23, 2015

Bubble Gum

A type of gum that pops peoples lungs

he was dead on arriveal causse was by bubble gum expanding his lungs

by WhereismysAMmItCh June 12, 2023

chronic gum chewer

someone who chews gum all the time

Julia was diagnosed as a chronic gum chewer after she chewed 5 packs a day

by the tree on the side of thecar July 18, 2025

Gum-Cumbers

The act of a dog laying so much in your space that their gums are like Cucumbers in a spa.

Lancer’s gums are mushed against my face and it feels like Gum-Cumbers

by Idk.why.im.here April 19, 2022

plumb gumming

The act of putting ones balls into the mouth of somebody with no teeth!

I gave your nan a good plumb gumming last night

by nfsplayer December 3, 2015

flap that gum

What Mr.Pierson says when people are talking even more

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＼＿ open your cheeks I have the answer. Mr.pierson FLAP THAT GUM OFF.

by Boothehand December 10, 2023