Wank Bandit

The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.

This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.

Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”

by WalnutPaste April 20, 2020

Fudge Bandit

An insult one uses jokingly towards his mate who is a homosexual

“James you fudge bandit stop fucking around and come on call”

by TT040302 November 8, 2020

Space-Bandit

A crazy person, or someone who looks bizarre

Boy that guy's a real Space-Bandit.... Crazy

by Daniel00 July 2, 2021

Booty bandit

Booty bandit in the Tina community (aka gay meth user ) booty bandit stands for a bottom submissive or just a guy in general who does a booty bump and they get so spun ( high ) they obsess and crave dick and all they want is something to fuck their booty and they can't stop shaking it they can't stop talking about it after that booty bump their whole world focuses on their booty so we called him booty Bennett's

Oh I see a few booty bandit in a meeting tonight

by Goofy_Gang😎 October 3, 2021

Gloryhole Bandito

When you finish in a glory hole and the other person sticks his penis in said glory hole to receive oral satisfaction, the finished participant duct tapes there partners penis to the opposite side of the stall from there partners so they do not have to perform relation's and so they can make a speedy retreat.

Hey! Get back here you "Gloryhole Bandito".

by Stelathy September 7, 2021

Brand Bandit

When the Brand bandit Aggressively Destroys another man’s Anus.

Luke: hey see that guy over there Asleep

Xavier: yeah but what’s Matthew doing in the corner
Thomas: that’s a Brand bandit ready to make his kill
Luke: the brand bandit taking another guys virginity
Xavier: Classic Brand Bandit

by Classic Ormeau May 1, 2022

Stick Bandit

A well known white crackhead founded in central el paso texas. Is known to break sticks against head and or twirl them.

Oh no stick bandit is breaking sticks against his head again

by Johnweinersnitchel July 17, 2022