Balloon Animal

A sexual act that entails manual or assisted masturbation into a condom.

I was bored, horny and alone. But I did have a condom, so I used it for a balloon animal.

by cockadoodledont June 26, 2017

passion balloon

A used condom that's been blown up

The girl from Tinder was so nasty when I was done she made a passion balloon

by Dr.Black November 3, 2017

Thirst Balloon

The inflated ego a presumably attractive woman receives from thirsty dudes who follow her on social media.

Omg did you see how many likes Stacy got on that picture with the low cut shirt? Her thirst balloon is so inflated right now.

by Jasperlover435 June 30, 2016

Balloon party

When women (or men) get together to show off their breast implants.

Brenda: Hey Becky, are you going to the balloon party this weekend?

Becky: Of course, I can't wait to show these puppies off!

by Circa 9 June 18, 2016

carrot balloon

Those wind sock things that are orange and look like carrots

Oh look at those carrot balloons blowing in the wind!

by daboomtish August 21, 2016

balloon knot

It's your anus

I tapped that ho right in her balloon knot

by Knotty pine July 28, 2016

Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.

“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”

by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018