While your mate is licking or tea-bagging the scrotum from behind or beneath and backwards, you fart in her or his face.
Extra points are awarded for a shot in the mouth (for it's logistical difficulty), or for one in the eyes, which results in pink eye.
Extra points are awarded for a shot in the mouth (for it's logistical difficulty), or for one in the eyes, which results in pink eye.
After busting a nut in that slut's gash, I got on all fours and told her to lick my balls from behind. As she was doing it, I gave her a hot air balloon.
by Stinky Elephant October 8, 2014

When person one takes a bong hit up their ass then person two goes ass to mouth to take the hit while person one farts it out.
by DudeThatsSoWrong April 22, 2023

The hot air balloon is when you fart in someone’s mouth, they swallow said fart, and then due to the laws of physics that hot air rises, one must do a handstand in order for the fart that has been digested to make an expedited movement to the recipients colon. At this point it may be ejected forcefully onto or into the other partner, or into the room.
by sherwinre November 9, 2019

The act of inserting a water hose inside your partner's vagina and/or rectum, pump water inside and then seal the opening by inserting your penis or sex toy into the water filled orifice. To close the act the actor must deflate the balloon by pressing down on the partner's belly.
Last night I used your mom to accomplish an englishman balloon. She could take in so much water she looked pregnant!
by Canadianfkr December 29, 2016

by caydublu December 1, 2018

"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"
"Pop"went the balloon.
"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"
"Pop"went the balloon.
"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
by Fist me dad but pleazd dont cu December 11, 2016
