blast a grantham

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.
It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.
by MisterInvisible February 01, 2016
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Baja blast

Bro 1: Yo did you hear what happened to Emily on vacation
Bro 2: Yeah she got Baja blasted
by Crimson cowboy May 15, 2021
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Waifu blast

When a weeb makes a hole on whis waifu body pillow and puts his penis inside of the whole until he cums inside her and sleeps cuddled to it.
Why does he have that body pillow? So he can waifu blast it like the lame virgin he is.
by TomatoCore305 March 03, 2020
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rectum blast

When you blow your load inside an anal canal and it then gets farted out.
Obama sure could use a rectum blast from Trump.
by Alaska51 January 14, 2016
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Toon Blasting

While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.
Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.
by Cheesepacker69 February 12, 2020
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Nuclear Blasted

The phenomenon of a band watering down their music after signing to the record label Nuclear Blast Records.
Vader kicks ass! Shame, they got Nuclear Blasted.
by Necrot December 23, 2021
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Midnight Blast

When you wake up in the middle of the night with an unquenchable thirst that can only be relieved by chugging leftover Baja Blast from hours (or days) before.
I bought a new down blanket on Saturday so you know I had to have a Midnight Blast.
by MidnightBlaster August 07, 2017
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