When a person tries to innocently check Urban Dictionary to get a laugh when the only thing their able to find is repeated posts about "popular and/or hot celebrities" that teenage girls post.
by Hart07 August 24, 2014
Get the Urban Blastmug. by Crimson cowboy May 14, 2021
Get the Baja blastmug. by Okkli August 28, 2017
Get the they had a blastmug. This is a video game where you control a marble and roll onto an exit pad, there are also powerups and gems, all gems must be collected in a level if there are any.
by JaxxUwU August 5, 2023
Get the Marble Blastmug. Things were getting crazy in the bedroom. She was sucking me off so good, I DNA Blasted all over her tits.
by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019
Get the DNA Blastedmug. A sexual act preformed by a group of men preferably 6 to 9 in a gas station bathroom.
This act is used to release hormones and a population right into a bottle. The steps for performance follow as,
Buy a 2 liter of anything. Drink, or empty the bottle and dispose of lid. Go into the bathroom inside the gas station. All men then stand in a circle and jerk until orgasmic levels are reached. All semen must enter bottle directly. No sticking your tip in, (that's some pussy shit.) Next, find the oldest person in the gas station and force them into the bathroom. Next remove their clothes, and bend them over. While the old person (male or female) is bent over, stick the bottle in their ass. For the last step, all men kick bottle once while it is in their ass. To finish, remove bottle, and make the elder finish the bottle... through their mouth. It might bring them back memories of their childhood.
This act is used to release hormones and a population right into a bottle. The steps for performance follow as,
Buy a 2 liter of anything. Drink, or empty the bottle and dispose of lid. Go into the bathroom inside the gas station. All men then stand in a circle and jerk until orgasmic levels are reached. All semen must enter bottle directly. No sticking your tip in, (that's some pussy shit.) Next, find the oldest person in the gas station and force them into the bathroom. Next remove their clothes, and bend them over. While the old person (male or female) is bent over, stick the bottle in their ass. For the last step, all men kick bottle once while it is in their ass. To finish, remove bottle, and make the elder finish the bottle... through their mouth. It might bring them back memories of their childhood.
by bigbottledman January 21, 2022
Get the Bottle Blastmug. by Shaft Blaster February 4, 2016
Get the shaft blastingmug.