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Ask your crush out day

ASK HIM/HER OUT GO ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY
Girl: hey guy will you go out with me?
Guy: yes I will girl!
by Alexshellybdndns March 1, 2024
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who asked

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.
Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...
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Did i ask?

When someone in the group chat (or in general) says something no one asked about in the conversation.
Bill Cosby Group Chat

John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!

Tim:what happened?

John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!

Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?

Bob:yo what happened?

John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!

Bob:Who?

John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!

Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...

Tim:Did i ask?

Bob:what?

Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?

Bob was kicked from the group chat.
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
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Ask

Ask the male name says it all, prime man-ister.
Gets all the women... Trigger of the lesbo, hater of the immigrant.
by BumSkum March 7, 2017
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Ask your girlfriend out day

The day to stop being a lazy ass boyfriend and ask your girlfriend out in a date
Take her to a restaurant of the movies.
You can cook a nice diner and Watch a movie together

Surprise her its ask your girlfriend out day
by Fakkabitches November 11, 2020
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National Ask out a girl day

National ask out a girl day is November 5th so boys, ask out a girl you like don't be a pussy!
boy "will you go out with me?" girl "yes!" national ask out a girl day
by athleticsponge November 2, 2020
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Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.
Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?
by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022
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