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Alyssa

Alyssa is a Pissa and a bitch and a hoe. Fuck her.
by 1-800-memyself&I November 12, 2020
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Alyssa Pistachio

Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!
by Your dad123;-8 April 20, 2023
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Alyssa walters

My ex bestfriend or as we would say befristend i miss her so much i wanna know how shes doing and wish i could ask her but i lost her number i truly hope shes doing well and i wish i could talk to her i miss are friendship shes amazing i cared about her very much and i know she cared about me too she was crazy but i loved that about her and i was crazy too we were both like sisters and had a lot im commen but one thing we also had in common was that we both weren't the best at apologizing to people but alyssa if you see this and i hope you will i know how much you like checking your name in urban dictionary so hopefully you will i want you to know i am sorry for everything i did i miss you i still care about you if you ever want to text me i still have the same number even if we dont become as close as we were i atleast just want to know how you are doing
Alyssa walters was my best friend and i wanna apologize for me messing up are friendship
by Deadhuman34 May 26, 2024
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Alyssa

A girl whose hair is usually in buns and never has her hair out due to her mother saying no. She has a boyfriend and they are planning scandalous things. She usually has 4 close friends and one of them is very short. She always says she's taller than everybody but in reality she is the fourth tallest in the group.
"Damn Alyssa crazy."

"OMG did you hear all the things she said about her boyfriend?!"
"Alyssa's hair looks so good in those double buns!!!"
"Slay"
by MEMEIEJUE January 17, 2022
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Alyssa Kopacz

A bitch ass who is suppa hottt. All the boys love her.. until they get to know her ;) bitch ass hates eggs and pickles, the best gift you could get her is pickled eggs
“oh look it’s Alyssa Kopacz, what a bitch ass”
by Idk.idk.idk November 21, 2019
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Alyssa

stop being an alyssa!!
by stanLOONAspenis December 1, 2021
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alyssa

alyssa is a very crazy girl. but she’s pretty so it’s all good. sometimes it may even seem like she’s high but she’s not so don’t worry.
look at that girl acting high. i think her name is alyssa.
by harshisucks December 30, 2019
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