Since apparently urban dicktionary will smite you off this plant for not simping for every alyssa walking the face of this earth, i'm just gonna say it. ALYSSA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER, SHE'S MAD HAWT 🔥🔥🔥 AND OMG AHAAAHA FUEL ALYSSA'S SELF ESTEEM FOR 5 PARAGRAPHS
by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023
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"hey man...i heard you screaming last night are you good?"
"MANNNN i just got the best head of my life from this bitch named alyssa it was crazyyyy i came 10 times and she ain't stop not once"
"MANNNN i just got the best head of my life from this bitch named alyssa it was crazyyyy i came 10 times and she ain't stop not once"
by nastypussygots2go May 4, 2023
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Did you see that Alyssa bitch
Yeah I wouldn’t tap that
Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that
Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
Yeah I wouldn’t tap that
Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that
Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
by A Wise man speaking facts May 7, 2023
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Alyssa is gross
by A Wise man speaking facts May 7, 2023
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She can be pretty. Well sometimes. She probably has freckles and blonde hair with a slight crook in her nose. She can easily fall for someone but mostly people that hurt her. She probably is the older sister and has strong opinions. She’s interested in fashion and the outdoors. Although she is independent she relies on her family and those around her to fund her shopping addiction. She is designed to live in a big city where she can be inspired by the cultures around her yet she will most likely end up near her parents living off benefits.
by yourbrilliance12 May 15, 2023
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