When you masturbate with a single sock and only one sock to feel a great sensation. After two year. if only using that sock you are obligated to marry that sock.
by Funny goober May 18, 2022
by Shannahan5 January 30, 2016
Proud fanfic enthusiast, whom swears holy worship to the legendary game of minecraft. Notorious for being the reverse of a player and just rejects everyone 😍😍
by cybercn January 20, 2022
Pretty much that one girl you know who doesn’t care, but is single. She is a bad bitch and everyone knows it even her. She’s also gorgeous and everyone wants her, but are too intimated to ask her out.
Yo, did you hear about Olivia? She’s that single bad bitch is what everyone is saying, I believe it!
by charlolol July 11, 2021
People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.
by bigcoluk January 04, 2018
That inevitable picture one changes their profile to once they break up with their SO. There are took types. The really obvious "old selfie", which is normally the best photo the person took in the last 2-5 years, meant to show off that they are still hot (and single). Or the "new selfie" which is obviously taken quickly to replace a profile picture that features the person who they just broke up with.
"I didn't know Zack wasn't dating Mara anymore till I saw his single selfie. That picture is so old."
"Why did Sam take such a bad random photo for his profile...*checks status, finds he just dramatically broken up with his boyfriend*, oh it's his Single Selfie"
"Why did Sam take such a bad random photo for his profile...*checks status, finds he just dramatically broken up with his boyfriend*, oh it's his Single Selfie"
by NeroBrigg February 20, 2017
After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.
Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."
by Terpsichore February 18, 2010