by A.BROWN July 22, 2009
Look at that mans bum twinkle
by Bum twinkle March 21, 2017
A person who swaggles (see swaggle ) the liquid or paste like material that is excreted from another person, or animals bum.
by blumpkins July 07, 2004
When sweat, stray bum hairs and poo from not wiping properly merge together to form a congealed crust like substance known as Bum Rind. This substance often smells of cheese, poo and shame.
"damn boy dont you wiope your arsehole ? Smells like a moudly drop kicked dog shit in here."
"My my, what a fine organic vintage of bum rind. It will go perfectly with these crackers and chutney."
"My my, what a fine organic vintage of bum rind. It will go perfectly with these crackers and chutney."
by bumrind69 August 17, 2017
A small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.
If you've been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very HOT, you would impliment your 'Bum Mister' to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.
by FinnyJ December 02, 2010
by crazy co-op lady September 24, 2009
The process by which a bum is born. I.e., a man who creates baby mamas or abuses girls and women physically or verbally had to bum tunnel out of the womb into the world.
Future and Nick Cannon and R. Kelly shouldn't have bum tunneled their way into existence.
These little bay boys bum tunnel their way out into into a crib for the rest of their lives.
These little bay boys bum tunnel their way out into into a crib for the rest of their lives.
by Cree Seven January 16, 2023