shrek

To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business

During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.

But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021
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Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.
Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife
by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 30, 2023
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A green ogre who is Shrakk’s cousin and Madonna and Borderline’s neighbor
by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018
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Amazingly good and excellent and very helpful and so very generous the best of the best very good
'I love shrek'
by Shrekkkkkkk November 24, 2021
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by joannhaa October 31, 2020
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SHREK IS A HOLY OGRE SHREK IS A CHERISHED OGRE HAHAHAHAHA
by Lil Shrekki August 23, 2019
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the friendly green ogre that everyone loves!
Kid: Hey mum, can we watch Shrek tonight?
Mom: Sure son.
by Gogishmaster June 21, 2018
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