The moment just prior to having uncontrollable diarrhoea. A red light gives you approximately 10 seconds to make it to the bathroom before wherever you are becomes ground zero for a "pooclear" explosion.
I was on the train to work this morning when without warning I got a red light and some fucker was in the bathroom! I had no choice but to go in the sink!
by braceyajax April 23, 2010
by Dr. Dos January 27, 2005
A Native American or Aboriginal person who, although looks Native on the outside, is considered a white person on the inside. Red on the outside, white on the inside. Can be used in a number of contexts:
1. It is sometimes used to express insecure envy towards anyone in a Native community who attains any measure of success.
2. It sometimes means the person is ashamed of being Native, lacks involvement with the community, or has lost touch with the culture.
3. It is also sometimes used to express contempt towards somebody who is perceived as selling out. e.g. Would help non-Native business screw over Native people if there was enough money involved.
1. It is sometimes used to express insecure envy towards anyone in a Native community who attains any measure of success.
2. It sometimes means the person is ashamed of being Native, lacks involvement with the community, or has lost touch with the culture.
3. It is also sometimes used to express contempt towards somebody who is perceived as selling out. e.g. Would help non-Native business screw over Native people if there was enough money involved.
Joe: He doesn't hang out with us anymore. It's like he's ashamed of us now.
Jim: Yeah, he's become a red apple.
Jim: Yeah, he's become a red apple.
by Feanor April 12, 2009
what you get after you blaze
by StayHiigh420 August 11, 2008
Used to describe something that is better in every way than its counterpart but is not very well known.
by dr. man555 November 07, 2010
Red Cap, a distinctly Canadian beer, is sold in a stubby bottle and has been compared to mule piss as well as the discarge from an elephant's anus.
This product, if offered to good friends who help you move, should not be consumed and the purveyors of the Red Cap should be ridiculed for months thereafter. Also, any situation which has a negative outcome or shamelessly cheap origins can be referred to as a "Red Cap" situation.
Red Cap can be used as a verb, interchangable with "Pwned."
This product, if offered to good friends who help you move, should not be consumed and the purveyors of the Red Cap should be ridiculed for months thereafter. Also, any situation which has a negative outcome or shamelessly cheap origins can be referred to as a "Red Cap" situation.
Red Cap can be used as a verb, interchangable with "Pwned."
The Beer
Gracious Idiot: Thanks for helping me move guys. We got you some beer, it's in the fridge.
Good Friends: RED CAP? What the fuck?
Gracious Idiot: Yo man, it's good stuff.
Good Friends: Way to break a fin on us.
The Verb:
Stubs: Hey baby, you got some fine curves kickin on that ass. Can I hit that?
Fine Ass Bitch: Go Red Cap yourself, loser.
Gracious Idiot: Thanks for helping me move guys. We got you some beer, it's in the fridge.
Good Friends: RED CAP? What the fuck?
Gracious Idiot: Yo man, it's good stuff.
Good Friends: Way to break a fin on us.
The Verb:
Stubs: Hey baby, you got some fine curves kickin on that ass. Can I hit that?
Fine Ass Bitch: Go Red Cap yourself, loser.
by Red Cap Rudy April 05, 2005
The act of hallucinating without the use of psychoactive drugs, such as LSD or acid. This requires one ping pong ball, a radio with headphone jack, and a red lightbulb. To hallucinate, cut the ping pong ball in half and tape halves over eyes. Then turn the radio to a white noise (static) station and put on headphones. Finally, stare into red lightbulb and wait for about half an hour. Soon, you will start to hallucinate.
Greg: Where were you man? We we're gonna watch the game!
Ben: I was at home, red-lighting. I rode a unicorn underwater.
Greg: That explains why you didn't text back.
Ben: I was at home, red-lighting. I rode a unicorn underwater.
Greg: That explains why you didn't text back.
by rugger26 April 25, 2011