Maria De los Angeles Martinez

Maria De los Angeles Martinez is an AMAZING WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE! Whenever your around her, you know you'll have a good time. Shes fun, charismatic, and loving! When you have a Maria De los Angeles Martinez in your life, take good care of her!

Boy #1:Dayum... you know Maria,
Boy#2: Which one?
Boy#1: Maria De los Angeles Martinez.
Boy#2 Oh yeah she hella fine!
Boy#1: Frfr

by welovekianoreeves June 11, 2023

Sweet Ass Maria Sally Muzzone

Phrase shouted in excitement

I got the dis from Rach last nite, sweet ass maria sally muzzone!!!!

by Avi February 28, 2003

cala maria x mugman

This is a FanFic in which Mugman and Cala Maria are in love.

cala maria x mugman is my headcanon.

by TheRealMugman October 8, 2020

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkey

An ice cream float made with a heavy stout.

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkeys were damn good after a month at sea.

by Tomonono December 13, 2019

Leonor santa maria lopes neves Carvalho

The greatest best friend to ever exist, makes everyone's day better and brings a smile to your face. Can mostly be dumb and stupid at times but also love to watch anime and cosplay. Very helpful, kind, caring, pretty, amazing ect. They are also the therapist/Mom friend of the group :)

Leonor santa maria lopes neves Carvalho is very kind but can also be a bitch (Aiden)

by zay <3 March 16, 2022

Greese Maria

Greese Maria is similar to a Dirty Sanchez. It happens when you are fingering a girl and she has a yeast infection and you rub your finger on her upper lip.

This slut I banged last night did not like it when I gave her a greese maria.

by dirtyfinger February 17, 2010

maria selby

a fat slut that has no friends. she often fucks her sheets. she also may be a lesbian. her most shining quality is that she is hoe. she wont let guys in her pants because she probably has a dick.

guy 1: hey man look at that girl over there. guy 2: ew i know its disgusting. what a maria selby.

by darlene1245 September 10, 2010