grip

could be a gun,a wuss,a football,stick literally, a guys chili, glue.

par grab the grip

by rerock4220 October 30, 2023

The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022

shit-grip

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.

Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)

by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023

dip and grip

The act of inserting one's finger or any object into their asshole, while jerking off

Last night I caught my roommate trying to dip and grip and he tried to play it off like nothing happened.

by THEBIGFISH6669 July 29, 2016

A Grip

To signify a long amount of time passing

Oh I have not seen him in a grip

by James Macguire March 19, 2024

grip

grip- to grasp someone's ass in a loving or sexual manner

can i grip it?

by angewa123 January 22, 2023

carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.

I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.

by Fruit Thimble May 4, 2019