A man-wagon is the car equivalent of a man-purse. A purse is typically only carried by a woman. A man carrying a Pony Express Bag is acceptable. A man carrying anything less than this is not acceptable - as demonstrated my many metrosexuals. A man-wagon is the equivalent of a Soccer-mom driving an SUV, or a woman carrying a purse. So, a man driving a man-wagon is only acceptable if the man-wagon is a truck or 4x4; anything less than this is not acceptable. The archtype man-wagon is a 2005 Dodge Magnum station wagon. Most men driving a Dodge Magnum station wagon also carry a man-purse that is not a Pony Express Bag.
by Paul Grimes March 9, 2006
Get the man-wagonmug. In a prison cell, prisoners arrange three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. In the middle of this a gang rape can continue for an extended amount of time.
The three teens convicted in the beating and robbery of a 98-year-old woman deserve nothing less than a covered wagon party.
by xut August 6, 2008
Get the covered wagon partymug. P-Winzor of all other vehicles in Logan County, jealous jews often make fun of its large seating capacity which often is filled with their moms. Other jews however like to hate on the wing and wang, they however do not have vehicles of their own, and have to ride the "cheese" wagon. Therefore they use a wagon too.
by owneroftehwagon October 30, 2003
Get the wangin wagonmug. A euphemism for fellatio. A twist of the phrase, "Skin that smoke wagon," from the movie "Tombstone."
by Rob in the 'Hood January 17, 2010
Get the Smoke that Skin Wagonmug. by FxckyouGiovanna July 19, 2014
Get the Paddy Wagon Bitchmug. by Gordon Steward January 5, 2004
Get the Velvet patty wagonmug. Awesome SUV from the 80s, and it's featured in about every road trip in every movie. Oh, and it has wood on the sides. Seats about the same as the couch in your living room.
by Car Nerd 9,000 January 21, 2021
Get the Jeep Grand Wagoneermug.