poke

Secret code word for smoking while in smoking prohibited locations such as school, church, or Lisa's house.

"this sermon is BOGUS man, let's poke"
"The bitch is home, let's go poke out back."

by Oxycodiene June 25, 2008

poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

by Sometimes. February 17, 2017

poking pockets

trying to get money off someone

through pestering and little things

ea are always poking pockets

by kaleidoscope23 July 2, 2021

POKE

the act of producing marijuana smoke

Yo you wanna poke?

by Blaze kushman September 30, 2018

hornea poke

When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.

WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!

Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?

Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

Pokees

A cringy term for cuddies

That 5 year old tik tok girl said " Ooh joseph has pokees."

by the 69 kid January 31, 2022

poking the darkhorse

to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator

"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."

by hoss bossman September 12, 2021