by hemp_dictionary August 5, 2009

v. the action of swallowing huge, almost unearthly amounts of splooge immediatley after performing the act of riding the meatpole
by nick "likes it rough and rugged" baucom November 20, 2003

The insertion of toilet paper or a sock between ones buttcheeks to prevent and absorb excess moisture and/or leakage from ones anus and/or vagina.
Sarah was quite embarrassed when her butt suck fell out of her pant leg in line at the grocery store. It was really nice of the gentleman to let her know.
by TJ Karns January 22, 2007

by Lozzzzzz August 29, 2006

Dude 1: "I caught my roomate sucking his own dick."
Dude 2: "He can self-suck? I can't get my roomate to suck anything"
Dude 1: "uh?"
Dude 2: "He can self-suck? I can't get my roomate to suck anything"
Dude 1: "uh?"
by sceadu October 23, 2006

by Nasty Gash June 19, 2003
