National slap ass day

You get to slap a freinds ass without getting in trouble

Hey josie guess what its national slap ass day

by Hahabsjs sjdd October 23, 2019

National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.

joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best

by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019

National kiss your bff

Go and kiss your bff

Mary: hey du...
*Kiss*
Mary: wtf was that for?!?!
You: it’s National kiss your bff day

by m&msaretasty October 23, 2019

National Kiss a Dancer Day

October 30th is National Kiss a Dancer Day! Go find yourself a dancer and kiss them good.

Oh there’s a dancer, Imma go kiss them because it’s National Kiss a Dancer Day

by dancergirl55 October 24, 2019

National no vaping day

No Juuls,No Novos,No Nic ,No Nothing!!!

Today is National no vaping day and I already feel like I’m dying!!

by Goatboy21 October 24, 2019

National Hump Month

November is National Hump Month so you can hump anyone and it won't be suspect

Oh boy its National Hump Month, time to hump some people

by SomeRandomMonthGuy October 24, 2019

national ramen day

this day is january 4! its where everyone shits, eats, and breath ramen noodles. go CraZY nd StOOpid !

someone: "wow bitch its january 4th!"
other fucker: "yeah its national ramen day"

by leodardi October 25, 2019