What has been kicking off on apterous?

A phrase uttered by a variety of word nerds that is invariably answered by "Dylan Taylor".
Previously: "James Nguyen", "Richard Brittain".

"Any news? What has been kicking off on apterous?"
"Dylan Taylor. You know, the incredibly attractive one."

by lenoz January 22, 2014

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burn your face off curry

a curry so spicy people think there face is melting while they are eating it.

went to an indian restaurant last night to have a mild curry and it turned out to be a burn your face off curry had a beer and 2 litres of milk to cool me down.

by whiteghost3 January 22, 2014

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jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

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The act of surfing online catalogs or auction sites such as craigslist or ebay, looking at lots of things that get you excited but that you can't afford. You know you will never have them, but you do it anyways because it feels good while you are doing it. Too bad you will hate yourself almost immediately after. The term comes from spending too much time looking at used cars on the popular Canadian classifieds site, Kijiji.

He was sitting at the back of the class all day just kijijacking off to used Aston Martins on ebay.

by BTheGreat February 4, 2014

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philosophy-off

A competition in which two or more philosophers test their knowledge of truth.

The young apprentice undermined his reputation as a budding philosopher king when he challenged his classmate to a philosophy-off.

You insolent fool! I challenge you to a philosophy-off!

by Philosopher.King March 2, 2014

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