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big girl's blouse

British slang term for a wimpy, emasculated and weak man. In particular, one who complains immoderately.
Ya big girl's blouse! Grow a pair why don't ya.
by Slagathor September 28, 2005
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Soft girl

girls that like tagging themselves to other niggas.Soft girls are also unnecessary in society because they don’t exist and also because they can be called “Ma Hungry “
That soft girl is hungry
by spekulation December 29, 2018
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Catholic School Girls

Maybe one of the most fantasized about types of girls ever. These young girls appear to innocent, holy, or wholesome when most are "naughty" or very sexual. Known for their really short plaid skirts. These girls mostly attract older men usually in there 30's or 40's. The most tempting jail bait there is. Its like the girl you want but can't have because you'll go to jail...for a long long time.
Middle Aged Guy: "Aw those catholic school girls, make me wish I was young again."

Freind: "Better stay away you know them girls, are pure jail bait."
by Anunknownperson May 29, 2009
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Nice Jewish Girl

Type One: The Suburbanite.
A kind, modestly curvy family girl who loves Judaism, her family, and the American Dream of a nice house in the suburbs. She has frizzy hair (likely dark brown/black), a prominent but rarely gargantuan nose, and just enough junk in the trunk to suggest she bites a bagel every once in a while. Well-educated but not intellectually cutting, she smiles sweetly and dishes out the kugel to beaming grandparents and that awkward future-investment-banker 16-year-old at the table who can't wait to settle down in 10 years and marry her.

Type Two: The City Slicker
While perhaps similar in appearance to the Suburbanite, there is also the Nice Jewish Girl in denial, often living in NY or LA. She may seem to be the epitome of mainstream urban chic, but there is an excellent chance she went to Jewish private school and/or Jewish summer camp. She may have highlights, a nose job and a personal trainer, maybe even a goyfriend (oy!), but she secretly yearns to settle down and always gives Bubbe a kiss on Sundays.

Type Three: The Zionist
This Nice Jewish Girl is earthy, smelly, and hairy. More than an Israel supporter, the Type Three NJG is full-blown Kosher Granola. She has long dark hair which may have been styled into dreads at one point, she is a vegan, she experiments with the women and closes her eyes uneccessarily throughout her entire version of a Hebrew service, which is somewhere between Prince of Egypt and the Exorcist. This NJG is pierced, political, and probably moving out to the kibbutz for 10 years and counting.

Overriding Rule: Despite their differences in plastic surgery and sexual preference, all Nice Jewish Girls have defining physical characteristics and eventually make their parents happy. Shalom.
I saw that Carly Steinenbergenschwartzen yesterday at synagogue, she is such a Nice Jewish Girl.

You don't know Rebecca? Tall, dark-haired, Nice Jewish Girl...

Jacob, why don't you make me a happy Bubbe and marry a Nice Jewish Girl? That Sarah Gold is looking so svelte these days...
by ohmygoy June 28, 2009
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Ugly Girl Syndrome

First heard on the tv show The Game, Ugly Girl Syndrome is when a girl is so insecure that she will do ANYTHING to please her man.
Tasha: I just know youve been with so many different women. Beautiful ones, freaky ones.
Rick: Don't tell me you have ugly girl syndrome
Tasha: Oh my god, are you saying im ugly? Im hideous, im an animal, dont look at me Rick!
Rick: Tasha dont be crazy. Youre beautiful. Im just sayin, you actin like you got that syndrome when a girl insecure youll do anything to please your man.
by sfanny January 17, 2009
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Little Girl Crush

When a girl (any age) has an innocent, non-sexual crush or admiration on an older girl. They can be famous or non-famous people, just any older girl who you admire!
I have such a little girl crush on Joan Jet!!!
by Jawzie October 13, 2009
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