Douche bag

Word originated in Hamilton, from an Indian man named Azeem Patel. Legend suggests he was a natural asshole, and his personality was so cocky and rude, the people around him had to invent a new word to describe it.

You're almost a big a douche bag as Azeem Patel!

by goodgirlsgoforassholes October 18, 2012

Couch bag

A douche bag who is also lazy.

Ugh your roommate is such a couch bag. He's always a jerk to me and never cleans up his mess!

by CertFix December 6, 2014

Mystery T-Bag

Finding an unknown object and t-bagging it.

Tim: What's that?
David: I don't know
Tim: *T-bags it*
David: MYSTERY T-BAG!!!

by OhMehDamn July 18, 2011

Fauxche bag

someone who is such a loser, they dont evenearn cthec right to be a douche

that dude is a fauxche bag

by Mark693576 November 15, 2011

Bag work

Training or working out with a punching bag or speed bag. Also synonymous with any rigorous training drills or working hard to get get a lot of money, i.e. “the bag.”

My boy Joey getting that bag work in!

by Markmorrison November 26, 2021

ur grandpa a garbage bag

The only insult more devastating than ur brother a mother.

Hey man, don't make me say it...
Do it.
UR GRANDPA A GARBAGE BAG
*implodes*
*4th dimension unravels*

by WolfredMontgomery May 13, 2018

Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 11, 2016