toaster sex

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.

I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.

by Toastee Shakur January 11, 2009

Sex pot

Someone who is very sexy and or attractive

"Becky have you seen Brad he is such a sex pot"

"Oh my god Lauren he is, but his friend justin is not a sex pot"

by Van goat September 21, 2015

Lizard sex

Very slow and deliberate sex. The male mounts from behind slightly slanted sideways, pins her down and waits for the female to contract her female muscles. If she tries to move her body, the male will head butt the back of her head. After ejaculation, the male keeps flaccid penis inside and waits until ready for a second round.

That slut had the best lizard sex with me last weekend.

by Nuyt BagMyTrash Compactor August 25, 2016

sex in oven

when you have sex in an oven

you wanna have sex in oven tonight? it's really nice

by riktigt fet December 13, 2016

Hippy sex

When the person you sleep with is hairy and you enjoy it.

Person 1: ‘’I love me some hippy sex’’
Person two: ‘’what’s that?’’
Person 1: ‘’This party is full of hippies and they don’t shave (anywhere) ‘’

by Hippie chippy December 18, 2018

Sex Fiend

R-Kelly in the video LaLa sent me.

R Kelly is a damn sex fiend. Tryna pull those Ethiopians home wittem.

by Opruh Wimpfrey January 23, 2019

thrift sex

The act of purposely seeking out a anorexic woman for a one night stand solely for the purpose of saving money by not having to purchase food or contraception during the date.

Man, I am horny, broke and I don’t get paid for three more days! I need to go down to the modeling school and find some thrift sex.

by OMG303LOL May 22, 2018