A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.
“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt”
“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”
“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”
by Katalyna October 8, 2021
Get the Cock Juggling Thunder Cuntmug. by Ghostkeal August 6, 2023
Get the Cunt for menmug. Cunt
Calling someone a VAGINA, 10 times worse than the P-word. It's a VERY BAD, cruel, offensive word you don't hear very often and is used rarely actually. The word Cunt means vagina, but is mostly used to call someone a BITCH 10 times worse. Pussy ( meaning vagina ) is used more as sex word in reference to the female genitals for sex and is more common than Cunt ( meaning vagina also ) You won't hear often, and if used, it is a strong, fairly HORRIBLE, offensive word that can usually lead to violent outbursts and fights..
Calling someone a VAGINA, 10 times worse than the P-word. It's a VERY BAD, cruel, offensive word you don't hear very often and is used rarely actually. The word Cunt means vagina, but is mostly used to call someone a BITCH 10 times worse. Pussy ( meaning vagina ) is used more as sex word in reference to the female genitals for sex and is more common than Cunt ( meaning vagina also ) You won't hear often, and if used, it is a strong, fairly HORRIBLE, offensive word that can usually lead to violent outbursts and fights..
by exploding air plane 6969 April 18, 2018
Get the Cuntmug. by BTdaKING October 31, 2014
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Get the Cunt Knucklemug. 
A woman who lets her daughters play every softball in field position regardless how bad they suck. Selfish person who puts other coaches kids ahead of more qualified skilled players
Hey coach why isn’t my daughter not able to play in a game, and your kids always do. Answer…. Because they put in the time and show up
To every secret practice I have. Your a real Cunt!!!!
To every secret practice I have. Your a real Cunt!!!!
by anonymous June 28, 2023
Get the Cuntmug.