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What you lookin at baby
Is a motherfucking legend in the making
For the rest of your life I'll be there
I'll be stuck in your head like the roots of your hair
I'm the you tell me
Cause I know that you heard the LEFT
Is one that MC that spits fucking suburban
Killin them with this
I'm killin them with that
I'll make it disappear and then I bring it back
It's likе I'm in black but I'm white
So embarrassing
I'm in the bloods for you
It takеs two
And it should take you as long as it does to pursue
So brand-new as soon as you ran through
I knew what I had to do
It takes two
And it should take you as long as it does to pursue
So brand-new as soon as you ran through
I knew what I had to do
It takes two
Or maybe only one
Oh my God, what the fuck is going on?
She asked me what have I become
And I'm looking at her like I know this one
I'm fading
Daddy I think I made it
Fuck being underrated
I wanna have everything they did
Guns bitches weed money
YSL gold chain
Maserati penthouse helicopter
Fame
Guns bitches weed money
YSL gold chain
Maserati penthouse helicopter
Fame
What you lookin at baby
Is a motherfucking legend in the making
For the rest of your life I'll be there
I'll be stuck in your head like the roots of your hair
YSL gold chain
Maserati penthouse helicopter
Fame
Guns bitches weed money
YSL gold chain
Maserati penthouse helicopter
Fame
What you lookin at baby
Is a motherfucking legend in the making
For the rest of your life I'll be there
I'll be stuck in your head like the roots of your hair
I'm the you tell me
Cause I know that you heard the LEFT
Is one that MC that spits fucking suburban
Killin them with this
I'm killin them with that
I'll make it disappear and then I bring it back
It's likе I'm in black but I'm white
So embarrassing
I'm in the bloods for you
It takеs two
And it should take you as long as it does to pursue
So brand-new as soon as you ran through
I knew what I had to do
It takes two
And it should take you as long as it does to pursue
So brand-new as soon as you ran through
I knew what I had to do
It takes two
Or maybe only one
Oh my God, what the fuck is going on?
She asked me what have I become
And I'm looking at her like I know this one
I'm fading
Daddy I think I made it
Fuck being underrated
I wanna have everything they did
Guns bitches weed money
YSL gold chain
Maserati penthouse helicopter
Fame
Guns bitches weed money
YSL gold chain
Maserati penthouse helicopter
Fame
What you lookin at baby
Is a motherfucking legend in the making
For the rest of your life I'll be there
I'll be stuck in your head like the roots of your hair
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Guy #1: "RIGHT?!!"
Guy #2: "Yeah it's so good!"
Guy #1: "RIGHT?!!"
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