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Anti Monkey Butt

formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).
And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
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Butt Cum

A brown substance that comes out of your butt when aroused.
“Do NOT butt cum” “I’m gonna butt cum”. Also “It’s not shit it’s butt cum. Sure it comes from the same place as shit but it’s not, it’s butt cum”
by Cutieboi69 December 4, 2024
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buffalo water butt

The diarrhea one gets when they eat bad buffalo wings.
The local wings place is giving out buffalo water butt, free of charge. You'll be peeing out of your ass so many times the salmonella will be hanging on like a palm leaf in a fucking hurricane.
by Luvsyoumor September 8, 2016
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butt hopper

a person goes around hopping men and women butts
John : I have aids

Jim: what a fucking butt hopper
by farting Justin heads boy July 23, 2021
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Chug butts

Chug butts - To chug butts is to make gay jokes to the homies but you your self are secretly closeted and want to chug the homies butts.
Chug butts - that guy Max tucker? He chugs butts.
by ButtChugger24 May 17, 2018
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Poop Butt Seggies

when you shit in a girls ass causing her to cum twice as fast, then cum in her eyes and yell "seggies time"
"yeah me and my girl had poop butt seggies it was hot"
by Pogoxman January 1, 2021
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Butt fuck

When Charl bends over and sizwe puts a big black cock between his butt cheeks, this leading to Charl getting dicked in his anus
by Bumlovers(Azeem July 30, 2019
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