Dum-dee-do

When you are strolling down the street and you hum a little tune.

"Dum-dee-do," sang Bob as he walked down the street in his new satin pants.

by -A.Z. July 18, 2023

Tae Kwon Do

A yellow-dyed belt for 40 fucking dollars

Hey John, are you taking Tae Kwon Do lessons this summer?
Nah, it's pretty much a ripoff. The senseis are only in it for the money, and the belts are too pricey.

by UrbanCommision June 2, 2018

Doing an Aivin

Taking a piss with the door opened or unlocked.

Did you hear about Mike doing an Aivin ?.

by Kbot1006 January 14, 2025

How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified

Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 19, 2023

Doing a bamber

Predatory behaviour displayed by an older male towards a younger female.(The Bambi. A play on I would love to I bang her. Or an observation by another that someone is a wrong’un

Dave “Christ look at Andy over there he’s doing a Bamber.”
Alan “ if I was her dad he would be like Bambi’s mum”

Andrew, “ in my role I get the pick of the bambi’s and who I’m going to Bamber”
Abbo “ the only think you’ll get the pick of is the Letters P and the numbers 45 you sicko.

by Captain cockwomble’s a meff October 7, 2023

Do the thing you said you were going to do

Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?

Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"

Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

I'm not doing therapy

Or relationships and if the people participating aren't punish I'll kill a child. End of discussion.

Hym "I'm not doing therapy. I'm not trying something else or again."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025