grinding my balls

When someone is cranking on you and fucking with you to the point that it isn't any different than having a pitched baseball hitting your nuts or like your balls being put into a vice.

My boss has been grinding my balls all day long about getting that report done.

by TrooperRat May 17, 2014

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Cock and ball torture

The absolute pain I feel playing for honor

John: “bro wanna play for honor?”
Bob: “nah man I’ve had enough cock and ball torture for one day”

by Carzene June 10, 2020

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1. N. an asian person driving a car

2. N. sexually: the same as when any other person performs any variation of the wrecking ball but with much less incurred damage/effect, or any referral to an asians pitiful balls

"holy shit that car was swerving in and out of 3 lanes, ran a red light, then stopped in the middle of the road for no reason right in front of me and whoever is driving is too short to see my middle finger. another god damned asian wrecking ball."

female friend 1: "so, you finally slept with jue jing ping-pong lingaling??"
female friend 2: "yea it was terrible. all i could feel was his nut sack tapping my thighs like a little asian wrecking ball."

by leonidas queequeg jesus March 6, 2011

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Golden Blue Ball

When a person, usually a guy, comes over a females house and proceeds to pleasure her. Then in return the female tells him he has to go, without pleasuring him back. This can also be called the Epic Blue Ball

"Yeah I ate her out last night"

"Then did she blow you?"

"... No. She gave me the golden blue ball and kicked me out"

"Please give me your man card right away"

by 69 vs missionary March 21, 2010

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