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doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2013
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Do a dan

To ask a male for a picture of a him/they in a pair of boxer shorts
Oh dont do a dan on us please
by KiKStreamer July 7, 2023
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Doing the Waitaki Bridge

Getting in a relationship with a much younger person, usually one not out of school.
Look he's doing the Waitaki Bridge with her, 44 year old male trying to go out with a 17 year old female.

Usually pertaining to a person of predatory behaviour.
by Rat Bite July 28, 2012
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do it if you’re hard

do it if you’re not a wimp, kind of like “bet” or “you won’t” / “no balls
person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t
by pickle_eater12743 May 28, 2018
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Do it!

The popular movie quote of Episode III of star wars that makes you evil in 3 seconds!!
by Big-Nibba-Succ December 17, 2018
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do a giggle-out

Kissing-cousin to the commonly-known "shout-out" --- where you pause a moment from "normal" broadcasting over the airwaves to express praise/thanks/acknowledgement for someone's exceptional/helpful performance --- this recognition-statement lauds someone's exceptionally-humorous remark that really "tickled your funny-bone", and so you want to let everyone know about it.
Redneck radio-announcer: Okay, we're back with our guest John Smith, head coach of the local Little League baseball team, and just before we go to the phones and take our listeners' questions for John, I'd just like to do a giggle-out to the young goofball gas-station attendant who serviced my car this morning on my way to work --- as you all know, I drive a pink Ford Galaxy, and so he jokingly asked me what galaxy I was from, and inquired if I had come to see Elvis, since he famously drove a pink Cadillac.
by QuacksO September 10, 2018
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