A colostomy bag. Typically this term is used by hood niggas because after getting shot or stabbed, in a abdomen, a hood nigga may need one.
by KingVonSextingTooka March 14, 2024

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 3, 2024

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
by lost_number August 17, 2016

"I caught him cheating on me, so I vadge bagged him over before he had the opportunity to cheat anymore!"
by Brok702 March 12, 2009

Come hop in my bag is a ghetto way of asking someone out. Or showing interest but trying to sound cool.
by Definitely not Amalia January 4, 2021

Zach: You're such a fatass you eat mcdonald's every day and you don't take a shower. Plus you don't support Michigan Football, which brought a 15-0 perfect record and a national championship and broke numerous NFL combine records and retired Nick Saban last year. This is why you don't have any bitches and stink everyday. Gross, FOH scum.
Jamal: just put the fries in the bag bro
Jamal: just put the fries in the bag bro
by Valkyrae Pantyhose Pics July 18, 2024
