June 1st; start pride month out strong by giving your best bro Caleb head. Bonus points if hes short.
by beekid32 May 28, 2023
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Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”
Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”
by gymreaper May 28, 2023
Get the National Free the Nipple Day mug.May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)
Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!
by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023
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Get the National kiss a girl named Marnie day mug.It’s national let a gay person in your house day, let’s invite Jerry over and maybe his boyfriend too
by Whispy.boi June 3, 2023
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Get the National Wash That Neck Day mug.On this day girls cannot wear makeup and must post themselves on social media to show their true beauty
John: “Did you hear what Tomorrow is?”
Sarah: “The 8th?”
John: “No, it’s National no makeup day and you can’t wear makeup!”
Sarah: “The 8th?”
John: “No, it’s National no makeup day and you can’t wear makeup!”
by Grayson allen June 6, 2023
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