Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.

“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”

by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022

White M&M

An uncommon prank that utilizes placing an M&M in yours or someone else’s anus to remove the coloring from the outside of the candy, which would leave a white coding. Then the person who wants to prank would use the candy to fool an unsuspecting person into eating the M&M.

Wow. I had no idea a White M&M existed! May I try it?

by jjjason111 May 3, 2024

the white burst

When you take viagra and you nut more than you ever have in your life

The white burst is so amazing.

by Soggy hamburger September 3, 2016

White girl friendly

Pretending to like someone and then talking shit about them behind their backs

James: oh hey Tyler

Tyler: oh hey we should link up later
James: alright bro I'll hit you up tomorrow

*tyler leaves*
James: Fuck Tyler hes a bitch
Stranger: man that's some white girl friendly shit

by Vagina hands August 29, 2017

Torii Jae White

I fine ass girl wit no ass but can do a hella good blowjob and will please u anytime

Dude: hey wsg have u heard from torii Jae White? im tryna fw ha
Other Dude: Yeah bro she tmooo

by Torii Jae White January 10, 2024

White

If theres a color more bland than beige, its white(even though white and beige aren't really colors). It's a good thing people with pale shades of skin aren't really white (just like people with dark skin aren't really jet black skinned). At least beige is a little bit dirty.

White is bland. At least beige is not hand sanitizers, masks, bleach, and sterilizing everything free of germs.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020

Fleck Whiting

A German spotted camouflaged lovebiter, also commonly referred to as a "Knutschfleck Whiting" or a "Flecktarn Whiting."

When a Fleck Whiting comes in for the bite, be wary of it's camouflage concealment. Once bitten by a Fleck, there is no turning back!

by beenerhead July 27, 2010