if you really bag it

To take something in

If you really bag it we are getting so old

by fuqzay September 26, 2023

Slovakian Lolly-bag

And ancient birthday tradition originating in eastern Slovakia , When a woman lays flat on her back While the male drops his balls in and around the woman’s mouth to be licked in slow motion while she is staring directly at the males puckered butthole at close Proximity.

“It’s my birthday , can’t wait for my

Slovakian Lolly-bag tonight after the Mrs cooks me dinner and washes up the dishes “

by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025

saggy rice bags

saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.

Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"

by cried for caitlin June 2, 2018

In your bag

To be in a state of swag or great confidence. Usually used when someone had done something remarkable or is wearing something luxurious.

“Peep my shoes! I’m in my bag for real!”

“You were in your bag out there on that court tonight my boy!”

by Alltheslang March 7, 2022

D Bag

Is a douche bag. Full of female genital cleansers

Harry is an utter D Bag

by HOWYATOMMY September 26, 2014

douche bag

-almost always white males ages 13-19
-usually have long hair
-will greet you with a dumbass secret handshake
-play a sport and think they are cool because of it
-usually suck ass at the sport
-love to act like they are black

lax bros are douche bags

by whatever5551 July 21, 2011

Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020