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Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.
dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT
by cunt strafer January 7, 2019
mugGet the Cunt strafingmug.

cunt wheel

A funny but still mean insult to give to someone that you dislike without being flat out rude by adding a slightly funny twist to it.
by Gaylordjohnson79 January 31, 2023
mugGet the cunt wheelmug.

Cunt puttle

-A puttle of Semen

-A slang bad word

-Founded in Virginia
-Seath is a huge cunt puttle.
-The boy acted like a cunt puttle
by TAC0 Pizza JM September 24, 2017
mugGet the Cunt puttlemug.

Cunt

THAT GIRL IS A CUNT SHE CANT UNDERSTAND NORMAL.THINKING
by Babybluez September 19, 2020
mugGet the Cuntmug.

cunt stringed

the meaning of cunt stringed is male being over ruled in the relasionship by the more dominant female because of sex he knows that he wont get the pleasure he desires if he takes the piss out of her so she becomes more and more powerfull as he will not dare do anything wrong to her
cassie- how are you and scott lately
keira- good good you know he didnt go with the lads to corfu
cassie- never why
keira- basically i told him that he wont be getting any if he leaves me for two week
cassie- awww thats well mean
keira- well if i couldnt get away with it i wont do it
its not my fault the boys cunt stringed
by rowanda February 9, 2008
mugGet the cunt stringedmug.

Fat cunt

Normally a Mahoosive bitch loves spooons, big ones, just a general fat cunt who nobody likes.Apart from other fat cunts who share spoon obsessions.Fat crusty cunt.
by Noname67890 February 26, 2019
mugGet the Fat cuntmug.

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