pokemon go player: *walking on the street finding for pokemon, walking slowly*
person: OMG LOOK OUT!
pokemon go player: *is ok*
cars: *crashing to theirselves making a disaster*
person: OMG LOOK OUT!
pokemon go player: *is ok*
cars: *crashing to theirselves making a disaster*
by luprusz November 11, 2016
A video game that everyone pretends to hate on, but secretly everyone plays it behind the safety of their closet doors.
Person 1: Hey! Are you playing Pokemon GO right now? It's literally 2021!
Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!
Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!
by nbaMichaelJackson May 28, 2021
The idea of the game was to catch Pokémon as you do, but do it in the lovely world of the outdoors and still be in the virtual world at the same time, yet obesity rates have skyrocketed substantially since 2016 in the west.
You can't just lose weight and get fitter by walking about and playing Pokémon GO alone. You need to limit your calorie intake and consume calories from healthy sources of protein, carbs and healthy fats rather than eating like a stray dog by guzzling shit tons of empty calories after your walk.
by UltimateDoge June 02, 2022
by insert username here March 26, 2017
Misha: "~I play Pokémon go everyday~"
*cameraman sees minecraft at the background*
Cameraman: "Stop singing mothafucka!!! You're singing the wrong song all day long!!!"
Misha: "BUT MINECRAFT IS THE WORST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!"
Cameraman: "THEN WHY IS YOUR ROOM FULL OF MINECRAFT THINGS??!!!"
*cameraman sees minecraft at the background*
Cameraman: "Stop singing mothafucka!!! You're singing the wrong song all day long!!!"
Misha: "BUT MINECRAFT IS THE WORST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!"
Cameraman: "THEN WHY IS YOUR ROOM FULL OF MINECRAFT THINGS??!!!"
by beepthejeepboi July 27, 2018
A Game where you walk around catching Pokémon. Many famous people play play this game such as Lachlan and Mystic7.
by Sparkzy April 13, 2021