Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"
Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"
Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?
father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.
son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?
father: yup.
father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.
son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?
father: yup.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2013

Predatory behaviour displayed by an older male towards a younger female.(The Bambi. A play on I would love to I bang her. Or an observation by another that someone is a wrong’un
Dave “Christ look at Andy over there he’s doing a Bamber.”
Alan “ if I was her dad he would be like Bambi’s mum”
Andrew, “ in my role I get the pick of the bambi’s and who I’m going to Bamber”
Abbo “ the only think you’ll get the pick of is the Letters P and the numbers 45 you sicko.
Alan “ if I was her dad he would be like Bambi’s mum”
Andrew, “ in my role I get the pick of the bambi’s and who I’m going to Bamber”
Abbo “ the only think you’ll get the pick of is the Letters P and the numbers 45 you sicko.
by Captain cockwomble’s a meff October 7, 2023

by PandasRuleD00d December 11, 2011

Hey John, are you taking Tae Kwon Do lessons this summer?
Nah, it's pretty much a ripoff. The senseis are only in it for the money, and the belts are too pricey.
Nah, it's pretty much a ripoff. The senseis are only in it for the money, and the belts are too pricey.
by UrbanCommision June 2, 2018

by Kbot1006 January 14, 2025
