When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!
P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017

Slang from the south that entails whatever you are about to do is probably not going to be in your best interest. Rarely actually used in favor of other phrases, and typically only said by older folks.
Person 1: "I haven't practiced in a few years, but I'm pretty sure I can still backflip."
Person 2: "Go ahead, if you're bad."
Person 2: "Go ahead, if you're bad."
by Ashen Rat July 27, 2023

Misha: "~I play Pokémon go everyday~"
*cameraman sees minecraft at the background*
Cameraman: "Stop singing mothafucka!!! You're singing the wrong song all day long!!!"
Misha: "BUT MINECRAFT IS THE WORST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!"
Cameraman: "THEN WHY IS YOUR ROOM FULL OF MINECRAFT THINGS??!!!"
*cameraman sees minecraft at the background*
Cameraman: "Stop singing mothafucka!!! You're singing the wrong song all day long!!!"
Misha: "BUT MINECRAFT IS THE WORST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!"
Cameraman: "THEN WHY IS YOUR ROOM FULL OF MINECRAFT THINGS??!!!"
by beepthejeepboi July 27, 2018

by Egg maniac man April 6, 2017

by Mìkehawk July 13, 2016


Here we go again, infatuation
Touches me just when I
Thought that it would end
Oh but then again it seemed
Much more than that but
I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking
Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey
Would it last forever?
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, yeah, far away
Here we go again, infatuation
Touches me just when I
Thought that it would end
Woah, then again it seemed
Much more than that but
I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking
Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey
Touches me just when I
Thought that it would end
Oh but then again it seemed
Much more than that but
I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking
Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey
Would it last forever?
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, yeah, far away
Here we go again, infatuation
Touches me just when I
Thought that it would end
Woah, then again it seemed
Much more than that but
I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking
Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey
Would it last forever?
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, yeah, far away
Let's go fucking crazy
Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey
Would it last forever?
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, far away,
Far away
Going to Pasalacqua
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, yeah, far away
Let's go fucking crazy
Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey
Would it last forever?
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, far away,
Far away
Going to Pasalacqua
by Gothic Miscreant August 17, 2024
